Worm Farm Disaster
Once a proud Worm Club founder, I set out to start my own composting empire with dreams of organic fertilizer glory. What followed was a tragic comedy of errors that my fifth-grade self would never forgive.
11 hours ago3 min read
Tails from the Pasture: A Homestead-ish Mystery
A mysterious tail turns up at the neighbor’s place, sparking an impromptu pasture inspection. Were our yaks hurt? Thankfully, no. But the mystery of the missing tail is still very much alive...
Jul 22 min read
A Surprising Twist in the Mini-Donkey Dilemma
“I was expecting cute donkey photos. What I got was a full-frontal biology lesson. I'm no expert, but I’m pretty sure girl donkeys don’t come with that particular accessory. Surprise! Clementine was a Clyde.”
Jun 282 min read
Learning the Language of Livestock (the Hard Way)
I thought I was bonding with our yak—until she slammed the fence into my shins. Then our mini cow, gave me mixed signals that could’ve meant love… or a future goring. Anyone know a livestock interpreter?
Jun 162 min read
Chicken Math: A Cautionary Tale (But Not Really, Because I Regret Nothing)
Chicken Math is real. One minute you have a well-managed flock, and the next you’re standing in a feed store high on poultry vibes, pointing at chick bins like you’re ordering donuts. I don’t know how many chickens we have now. I refuse to count. It’s better this way.
Jun 63 min read
Using Yaks for Weed Control: Near Disaster!
Tried to let goats and yaks clear weeds near the greenhouse—ended up narrowly avoiding a yak-through-glass disaster. 10/10 do not recommend.
Jun 22 min read
Aphids are A**holes
Armed with neem oil, banana peels and Kung-Fu, I'm doing my best to win the war with aphids.
May 302 min read
