Learning the Language of Livestock (the Hard Way)
I thought I was bonding with our yak—until she slammed the fence into my shins. Then our mini cow, gave me mixed signals that could’ve meant love… or a future goring. Anyone know a livestock interpreter?
5 hours ago2 min read
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Chicken Math: A Cautionary Tale (But Not Really, Because I Regret Nothing)
Chicken Math is real. One minute you have a well-managed flock, and the next you’re standing in a feed store high on poultry vibes, pointing at chick bins like you’re ordering donuts. I don’t know how many chickens we have now. I refuse to count. It’s better this way.
Jun 63 min read
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Using Yaks for Weed Control: Near Disaster!
Tried to let goats and yaks clear weeds near the greenhouse—ended up narrowly avoiding a yak-through-glass disaster. 10/10 do not recommend.
Jun 22 min read
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Aphids are A**holes
Armed with neem oil, banana peels and Kung-Fu, I'm doing my best to win the war with aphids.
May 302 min read
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Bras: They're Not Just for Boobies Anymore
Introducing the latest innovation in impromptu fiber storage for the discerning farm gal: The humble brassiere! Whether you're mid-brushstroke on a particularly fluffy bovine or simply caught without a basket, this time-tested method ensures your precious fibers stay close to your heart—literally! Jolene the yak approves, and so do we.
May 192 min read
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Dead Strawberry Update
We did everything right… or so we thought. But in our loving attempt to pamper our strawberries, we unintentionally sentenced them to a chilly doom. RIP to our coddled crop, may the next round be a little tougher—and a little less babied.
May 192 min read
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I Think I’m in Love With My Geese (Even the One That Bit My Neck)
Geese: like warm, fuzzy breakfast burritos that follow you around and sometimes poop on you. I’m obsessed. For now.
May 181 min read
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